Dear Future Boyfriend,


Where are you? I’m tired of waiting. I’m lonely and i need your arm’s around me, waisting friday nights away together.

Love,

Me


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Wait… Wait… It’s legal to have sex with a horse in 23 states? Who in the world made that legal?!

Wait… Wait… It’s legal to have sex with a horse in 23 states? Who in the world made that legal?!

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  • Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
  • Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
  • Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
  • Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
  • Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
  • Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
  • Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
  • Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
  • Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
  • Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
  • Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
  • Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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Was just about to go to sleep, then I realized that G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was on.
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  • relatives: any boyfriends/girlfriends?
  • me: no
  • typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
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Dear followers, be nosey.
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  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
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  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • 7. Post a picture of yourself right now?
  • 8. Is confidence cute?
  • 9. 5 turn ons?
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  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  • 33. What are you addicted to?
  • 34. Listening to?
  • 35. Who is the last person you hugged?
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 38. Who did you last call?
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
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  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  • 44. Do you regret anything you’ve done lately?
  • 45. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
  • 46. With who do you talk to until you fall asleep?
  • 47. Do you like when people play with your hair?
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  • 49. Do you dance in the car?
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  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52. Is the last person you texted attractive?
  • 53. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
  • 54. Is there anyone you wish you were spending time with right now?
  • 55. Do you have any nicknames?
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
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  • 62. Things that irritate you about the opposite sex?
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  • 64. Weird things that you do when you are alone?
  • 65. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
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  • 67. Do you get jealous easily?
  • 68. Favorite *artist's name* song?
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  • 70. Why did you create a Tumblr account?
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  • 72. Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
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  • 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
  • 85. Share one of your insecurities?
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  • 89. What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?
  • 90. Any other question...
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too my followers that never touch my ask box:

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That horrible feeling when you feel like your friends don’t care about you anymore.

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